G O D C L U B

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN, so here I am, sitting at home watching Seinfeld on a Saturday night, minding my own business and all of sudden, wait, what's that I hear? Oh, I know that song--yeah, I do, I LOVE that song, thats "A Minha Menina" by Os Mutantes, but wait--what is this commercial for?? I see kids playing soccer. What do Os Mutantes and soccer have to do with each other? Then some kid takes a bite out of a hamburger and it all becomes painfully clear as to what this is: it's a fucking Micky Deeze commercial.

I know why this is happening, its because our generation is getting out of school, getting well-paying jobs at advertising agencies and suggesting good music that is generally below the commercial radar and raping it with a commercial for some shit like gross hamburgers (ok, so I do eat there like once a week--if I'm really broke, but I don't enjoy it and I feel dirty when I do).

That sucks though, and I can only anticipate it happening more and more, but it's not just the dork that got that slimy job's fault, it's also the fault of whomever owns the rights to these songs. Have a little fucking integrity for fuck's sake. I'm not saying that it's all bad, like when the Clone Defects were in some car commercial and used all the money they made for fun stuff, I'm ok with that, but not fucking McDonald's-ok, fuck. Seriously.