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Monday, March 30, 2009

Cults are sort of funny.

Okay some of you may not know about the cult of Eternal Values and you probably should.
It was a cult formed by the man in the picture below named Frederick Von Mieres (a former male model). He told people he was an alien from the star Arcturus and he was here to basically save Earth and form the perfect cult of people. Everyone in the cult was rich and beautiful, and they had their own TV show talking about what they believed in, and basically about being aliens.

I think this is all really funny. I don't know a lot about cults, but cults that are about beautiful aliens who want to save Earth seems pretty great. Also all the articles I found about Fred Von Mieres said he lied about being from royalty and he just did a bunch of drugs and was out of his mind.

So in conclusion: maybe you didn't learn anything from this, but basing your life on a lie that you are/were an alien sent to Earth is really funny, and I wish it would happen more often


2 comments:

f said...

yea, i have totally heard about this. there was a tv special about it. he was gay and so were a bunch of the people that followed him...gay and rich. he took all their money. hahahahahahaha. then he died

Isaac Royale said...

When I was in middle school I tried to form a cult and I carved a weird inverted triangle half star thing on this one part of my thumb, and two of my friends did it too, and I think we may have chanted something. I also used to have a cult of the sewer with my friend Elana in elementary school which involved us going to the sewer in the middle of the play field during recess to yell into it and dance around. Both were pretty great, but I wish we would've had television shows.


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